what a queen
australians dont have sex
I spat out my coffee
sorry about your
I have a panic disorder. While having an attack one day, I called my boyfirend because I was scared. He hung up the phone as soon as I said that and was over in no time to comfort me.
He doesn’t have a car.
He lives 10 miles away.
DING DONG THOSE ARE FUCKING WEDDING BELLS IN THE DISTANCE
ILL PLAN THE WEDDING
LOOK AT MY PRINCESS SNAPCHATS
what do you mean snapchats these belong in an art gallery
This pizza place has a very good idea
yes yes yes
The owner, a 28-year Army vet, will even help students with their assignments “to the extent that I can.”
NO, NO, I’M NOT CRYING.
none of that was expected.
I have seen this at least five times and every time the ending takes me by surprise
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